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Poster: tank_tuba Date: Sep 18, 2007 3:31pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Why Steve Kimock is Still a Weak Bitch

Kimock isn't any better than your average joe at the guitar. In response to huntr's opinion of Buckethead being the best guitar player around, and since his name isn't Steve. I offer up the best players named Brian who play circles around Mr. Kimock.

1. Buckethead AKA - Brian Carroll - Better than anyone according to huntr.

2. Brian May - Bad ass mofo right there. Classic Queen. And with Freddie being gay and all, that just meant twice as much pussy for Brian.

3. Brian Wilson - The mastermind behind Pet Sounds. Arguably in the top 5 albums recorded all-time. Kimock doesn't even have an album in the top 500.

4. Brian Setzer - Single handedly brought back rockabilly and swing.
Everyone knows Stray Cat Strut and Rock This Town.

5. Brian Jones - The fucking Stones man. Need say more?

Honorable mentions go to Brian Sipe because the Browns actually looked like a football team on Sunday.

And to Monty Python's Life of Brian. I know there isn't any guitar playing in it but it does feature richbutnotweatlhy's all-time favorite movie line and picking up guys line.

Alright rich, with your best lispe.
"I have a friend named Biggus Dickus."

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Poster: AshesRising Date: Sep 18, 2007 4:09pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Why Steve Kimock is Still a Weak Bitch

average: you gotta like Brian Ritchie if you like BS. I'll toss Bryan Mir into the mix even if his Mom didn't know how to spell. ("The kids always pay the penance / For the sins of their parents.")

I must admit that though I disagree with you about Steve Kimock, I have no idea how you omitted Steve Pottier from your list of "Steve's."

And what's the deal with your profanity(?) --- Really: it's way too far over the top; tone it down a few thousand levels == aren't you the guy that states something about capitalizing the name of jesus christ(?) Well, for chrissakes, enough is enough

C'mon, "average_joe," --- if all of this is supposed to be a joke -- if it is supposed to be "humorous," --- you really missed it big-time. --- If it's supposed to be somewhat authentic.......

..nevermind ....your words speak for themselves.

--- AshesRising

[What's the deal with Monty Python? I never "got it."]

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Poster: tank_tuba Date: Sep 18, 2007 8:23pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Why Steve Kimock is Still a Weak Bitch

Yeah, I missed a few good Steve's out there. Whatcha gonna do though? I can't believe no one commented on Steve Jones. The Sex Pistols where never known for their musical prowess.

Sorry if I burned your retinas with my overuse of the curse words. Some people like Richard Pryor, some people like Bill (Jello Pudding Pops) Cosby. You can't please all the people all the time. But you sure can piss 'em off lots.

Edited content, that was poor taste even for me.

Bust a move and wave your freak flag.

This post was modified by average_joe on 2007-09-19 03:23:32

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Poster: rosey842 Date: Sep 18, 2007 8:30pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Why Steve Kimock is Still a Weak Bitch

Ashes,

Haven't been to this site for awhie. Posts like this are the reason why. Haven't heard from you. Just wanted to say thank you for the discs you sent my way. I'm hungry for a pizza, gotta go... :) Anything I can do for you, just let me know.

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Poster: Arbuthnot Date: Sep 18, 2007 8:54pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Why Steve Kimock is Still a Weak Bitch

rosey ... i noticed myself, hope you still contribute from time to time, still lots of good folk here, despite the inanity and down-shifting posts ... hope things are well; Arb

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Poster: Max Chorak Date: Sep 18, 2007 4:24pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Why Steve Kimock is Still a Weak Bitch

Have you seen him in concert?

He really tickled my soul, his playing made me laugh a lot. When I saw the Ratdog show with him playing in palce of Mark Karan, it was nuts. Completely inspired playing. He's one creative bastard. And his tone is warm and clear.. For being a person who plays guitar, I admire his playing.


Sorry that you have such an animosity towards the man.

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Poster: AshesRising Date: Sep 18, 2007 4:26pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Why Steve Kimock is Still a Weak Bitch

Max: who are you asking, me or average? ...It looks like you replied to me... Hope you are doing well out West.

--- AshesRising

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Poster: Stealz Date: Sep 18, 2007 4:35pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Why Steve Kimock is Still a Weak Bitch

average joe: Perhaps I missed something but I don't seem to remember anyone professing Kimock's godliness on the guitar. Is he skilled? Undeniably. Greatest ever? Who the hell said he was? Nobody round here that I remember. What exactly is your reasoning behind all this nonsense?

Your upfront humility and geniality are something to be admired.

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Poster: tank_tuba Date: Sep 18, 2007 4:56pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Why Steve Kimock is Still a Weak Bitch

Well now, the joke just wouldn't have worked so well if I had said Dweezil Zappa or Yngwie Malmsteen weren't even in the top 10 guitarist named Dweezil or Yngwie.
See, there's just not that much material to work with.

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Poster: AshesRising Date: Sep 18, 2007 5:26pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Why Steve Kimock is Still a Weak Bitch

Grok

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Poster: blacklakelight Date: Sep 19, 2007 7:54am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Why Steve Kimock is Still a Weak Bitch

Hey, yeah, ashes, like rosey842 said, thanks again for the Dick's Picks and Hunter CD's, also the cool photos. Hope things are well.

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Poster: AshesRising Date: Sep 19, 2007 8:02am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Why Steve Kimock is Still a Weak Bitch

blacklakelight: pictures? My head is spinning with all the moving around. I'm glad you got the discs; I missed somebody along the way and cannot find the name....

--- AshesRising

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Poster: JamminJerome Date: Sep 18, 2007 7:54pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Why Steve Kimock is Still a Weak Bitch

Archive members with names starting with "A" that have added more substance to this forum than averagejoe in the past 3 days (as far back as the threads show on the "show more" page):

AshesRising
Arbuthnot
acetboy
AdamBlumenthal
adverbs (although one of his two posts was edited - don't know what the orig. said)
abilene22
alycabally

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Poster: tank_tuba Date: Sep 18, 2007 8:34pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Why Steve Kimock is Still a Weak Bitch

What's the deal with substance? If you really wanted substance in your life you wouldn't be replying to fucking lame posts by someone whose name starts with 'A'

Or would my post have more substance if I was proclaiming a "Got My Mojo Workin'" from 10/21/78 to be particularly good? Even though '78 sucks after '77. A let down year for sure.

Or would my posts have more substance if I was whining like a sissy bitch about Rhino and what they choose to do with their music that they paid for? Ungrateful Dead Head rant coming on; "I'm upset cause I can only get 1000 Dead shows for free and in good to fucking great sound quality. I want the other 1000 and I'm not gonna stop crying about it until it happens. All lossless too! (sniff, sniff)"
Last time I checked, I usually use what I pay for in the way that I want to. Just like Rhino, no one is going to tell me how to use something I've paid for.

If you need more substance Jammin' then you need to get your priorities straight.

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Poster: Stealz Date: Sep 18, 2007 10:21pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Why Steve Kimock is Still a Weak Bitch

There are plenty of people who regularly post here who couldn't care less what Rhino does with the music they paid for, not to mention plenty who did not and have not ever complained about the situation on this forum. There are even those who don't go on "ungrateful deadhead rants" about stupid shit either.

More often than not, until someone gets a burr up their ass and wants to be confrontational for what ever self-fulfilling reason, this is a place where substantial topics (relatively speaking) are discussed. It's a shame you have chosen to participate in the former rather than the latter because it sure seems you're informed enough to contribute something of worth to this forum.

You make it sound as if all that goes on here is incessant whining about topics far off base. Perhaps you have missed recent posts about topics actually revolving around what it is we're here for in the first place. I assure you they do exist and you are more than welcome (as we all are) to share your thoughts and feelings within these threads.

I may be wrong here, but it seems as though this forum is nothing more than a pot you enjoy being the spoon for. Stir it up. You belittle others for responding to your posts while you are responding to theirs. It makes little to no sense. Are you really such a huge Sabbath fan you have to resort to silly, subjective list-making in an attempt to show us narrow minded heads how sheltered we are? These lists would've actually been kind of fun to discuss if not for the combative nature in which they were posted. Such a shame.

This post was modified by Stealz on 2007-09-19 05:21:13

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Poster: tank_tuba Date: Sep 19, 2007 12:18pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Why Steve Kimock is Still a Weak Bitch

No buddy, I am really only doing this out of shear boredom. I love listening to the Dead, but sometimes I grow weary of searching for the best this song or greatest version of that song. I only picked Kimock because he took Jerry's place and there are lots of players named Steve. Made it easy to make stupid stuff up. Juvenile? Yes. Too many curse words? Yes. Stupid fun? Yes.
Just funnin' you know.

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Poster: Boners Date: Sep 19, 2007 12:34pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Why Steve Kimock knows joe

just had a regular joe movement......
sameshitdifferentday = SSDD

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Poster: tank_tuba Date: Sep 19, 2007 12:40pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Why Steve Kimock knows joe

Hey Boners, where you been you rock hard cock you? I hadn't felt your familiar prod in my ass lately and thought you must have been locked up.
Do you still have the nickname Trap Door in prison?

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Poster: Boners Date: Sep 19, 2007 5:39pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Why Steve Kimock knows joe

Hey Joe, lick my left nut and let me cum in your ear.

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Poster: tank_tuba Date: Sep 20, 2007 8:34am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Why Steve Kimock knows joe

Okay, but wash it first.

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Poster: Zaorish Date: Sep 19, 2007 10:15am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Ignoring Trolls is like Kryptonite to Superman

Ignoring Trolls is like Kryptonite to Superman
-ED

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Poster: huntr Date: Sep 18, 2007 4:23pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Why Steve Kimock is Still a Weak Bitch

buckethead is definitely great .. almost criminal in his mastery of the instrument....

but my preference is for Lifeson the single most underrated guitarist ever
Greatest guitarist nobody ever mentions... yet every person knows

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Poster: Fishead Date: Sep 19, 2007 5:49am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Why Steve Kimock is Still a Weak Bitch

i 2nd alex ...he was his usual sick self monday night in the garden ...great show !!! freewill was off the charts!

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Poster: bluedevil Date: Sep 18, 2007 4:28pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Why Steve Kimock is Still a Weak Bitch

and somewhere the evergrowing legions of richard thompson fans just shake their heads....

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Poster: SactownTom Date: Sep 19, 2007 11:35am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Why Steve Kimock is Still a Weak Bitch

Word!

Did you get an amazing Hard On Me at your show(s)?
I was right up front at the Fillmore--about 10 feet from RT. What a briliant guitarist. I called out for Calvary Cross in a quiet moment and he looked up at me and gave me this "Oh yeah, right, we'll get right to it" sarcastic kinda nod. It cracked up all the people around us. I then yelled "I still dream" (about hearing Calvary Cross), but he didn't hear me. I think CC is kinda like Cosmic Charlie was--ain't gonna happen...

HSB coming soon. I'll be at the stage with the Subdudes, Knitters and Los Lobos on Sat. I'll try to catch some James McMurtry and Flatlanders as well. Not sure about Sunday strategy yet. Hope to see you there...

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Poster: esreveRDelay Date: Sep 18, 2007 4:09pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Why Steve Kimock is Still a Weak Bitch

Now your just fucking annoying. That's all.